She’s my smoo too! — Martin - Green Wing (via amiss-m)
- Caroline: Why are you alright? How can you be alright?
- Mac: Because I am the chosen one
- Caroline: No, why really?
- Mac: Because I didn't drink any of Guy's ethanol punch
Pull yourself together, you cretinous fuckwit! What sort of a man hides in other people’s coats, rocking and whinging to themselves? I’ll tell you what sort of a man; a self-centred, egotistical, wank-pot! Now unhook yourself and stop being so weak! Men don’t cry, they’re strong hunter-gatherers! So go hunt, go gather, and go and be a total cunt because that’s what you do best! — Sue White, Green Wing Series 1 Episode 3 (via glowcloudatlas)