Dr. Alan Statham’s Alphabet song.
Re-watching some Green Wing, pure genius.
“Am I in a crouching position?
… Am I displaying a cleft mitten?
… THEN HOW THE FUCKING HELL CAN IT BE AN EMMENTAL LOOP?!?!?!”
Green Wing logic.
- a is for appendectomy
- b is for barium
- c's for cystitus
- defibrulate's for d
- e is for echocardiography that's quite complex that is
- f's for fucking director
- g is for GOBSHITE
- h-h-heee is a bastard is h
- and er i IS BLOODY PISSED OFF
- j is for jiggly jugs
- and k is for kicking arse
- and lady lips is l
- and m m mmmmmm.... oh OHHH!
- PENIS is for p
- q is for queer NO I'M NOT QUEER no not me
- r is for rectums
- s is for shits n slits
- and tiny tits is t
- and U IS A BASTARD
- and v is for VAGINAH
- and and and er w is for wanky wank
- and um y-fronts is for y
- and x-ray is for um z
- COCK OFF!
The only stance to adopt when dealing with a Statham. Especially a boxed one.
You have got a rubbish vagina
— Dr. Alan Statham (via allforgotenunderrated)
I think this is the closest Green Wing ever comes to a Morecombe/Miranda-style look to camera. Just before Boyce has to give Statham the kiss of life. Intentional or not, it was perfect.
‘If you make your hair a bit slicker, you might look like Kiera Knightly’
‘…no, no sorry you just look like Hitler’
