February 2012
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Guy's top 5 qualities to look for in a woman
thelasturinebender:
bendy
shaved
slightly anorexic
5% lesbian
mustn’t be too smelly in the cellar
“You’re all a bunch of fatties!”
– (via hangles)
Dr. Macartney: I'm assuming you've taken painkillers?
Dr. Caroline Todd: I want something stronger. I want the stuff you use... to kill people.
Dr. Macartney: Nope, saving all that for Guy.
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“It’s there because it’s dead and I’m not, I’m alive, HA!
You idiot. You dead...”
– Joanna Clore, Green Wing (via mysocksthinkitstuesday)
