Oli, Stephen, Mark and Julian as Queen.
Joy riding? Do I look like I’m joyous?!
— Guy Secretan, Green Wing
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- [Mac commentates on Guy’s attempt to chat-up Joanna.]
- Mac: "The hunter spots his prey. But there is a problem. The herd of tottie is sticking together, making it hard to target any one individual." [Joanna walks to the bar.] "He’s in luck. The herd has split, leaving one creature alone…"
- Joanna: "Double vodka."
- Mac: "…and vulnerable. She’s old, and weaker than the rest. This, surely, is his best chance."
- Guy: "Fuck off!"
- Mac: "The hunter will tolerate no interruption to his meticulous preparations. He waits, like a coiled spring, and then…he strikes."
They won’t piss in your yogurt, Martin. Much easier to hide little bits of shit and glue the top back on.
— Guy Secretan - Green Wing
- [Guy accidentally pushes too much air into a patient's chest during an operation]
- Guy: I thought she was having a nightmare.
- Mac: She is with you as her bloody anaesthetist.
Which way to the dole office? Do you know I’m unemployed and I have a mullet.
- Guy: I’m not interrupting anything am I?
- Mac: Just the evolution of mankind.
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Guy’s top 5 qualities to look for in a woman
- bendy
- shaved
- slightly anorexic
- 5% lesbian
- mustn’t be too smelly in the cellar
